So I signed up and I am PvPing. Our solid group of Porch Monkeys were the core of our pvp in alliance. Nobody else is willing to risk ships - and all we do is pay taxes. No more! We threaten to leave the alliance.
Commadore West tries to buy us to stay in the alliance, since we are the only dudes protecting his haulers leaving the pocket, and keeping the nasty KaKaKarr at bay. He buys each of us a Strategic Cruiser plus fit and buys me a scorpion as I can't fly them yet. As soon as they are contracted we leave the alliance and insult him profusely. Hilarious. He raged on ventrilo then logged off and stopped playing for like 6 months. What a knob.
Now I keep saying "we". Our group of porch monkeys consist of a group of guys who know each other in real life and play Eve at each other's houses sometimes. Kenji, Danny, Wog, Gingersteve, Hrothgar, Baz, Fubar and Gideon. Our loyal band of Porch Monkeys. We decided to just be pirates and started recruiting. The first recruit was a muslim guy called "Dark Eve1" this guy was a total choad. He would use corp ships and not put them back, or take them out of the hangar, take all the ammo and offline mods or take mods and then put them back in. He would also try and preach to us about how we are all wrong for being atheists and how we should accept islam.
We took him out to a random belt and killed him. He petitioned CCP about our corp name and said we were all racists and victimised him because he was a muslim. CCP made us change our name and so Clockwork Oranges was born. After a month or so of killing haulers and ratting drakes in low sec, we wanted something more. Something bigger. We saw Chaos Theory alliance holding a recruiting drive for the upcoming invasion of Providence by Ushra Khan, -A- and Atlas.
We had swelled our corp ranks by this time too - so they accepted us. We jumped into the fray!
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